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Bill stopped by soon after, his eyebrows as prominent as ever. Fantastic work, man! Got the flight model done? Yep, Norbert answered. Extra viewpoints? Yeah, working on them now. They’re really easy, Bill enthused, lets users admire their new aircraft. Sounds all sorted? Oh yes, Norbert replied. Cockpit as well as outside? Give you a tip, get some of the guys here look her over. I do that all the time, saves me heaps of grief after I release a model. Norbert bristled a little: I’ve been at this for months, what could anyone else tell me? That’s where you’re wrong, man. You think you know your work and some customer tells you there’s no flap recess, just a hole in the wing and he can see Phoenix through it. So embarrassing! Get some of the guys to beta it, you won’t regret it. Still bristling, Norbert checked with the senior modeller. It’s always best to get other eyes to look at your work, he said. There’s the problem of different setups with other pilots: fr’instance some like all lights on at once, others like them individually switched and then there’s always some 7 foot quarterback complains he can’t squeeze into the seat. So who should I ask? Norbert asked. Start with Uncle Monty: he’s the most thorough by a long chalk. Then there’s Ed... He did the flight testing for me, said Norbert … the Tin Man and you ought to ask Stringbag. He loves to be asked, he retires soon and he’s spotted things for me everyone else missed.
The senior modeller wasn’t kidding. Uncle Monty had five instrument and four switchgear faults on his list, Ed spotted the inside surface of the small starboard gear flap which wasn’t animated, the Tin Man had some extremely rude remarks on the internal sound levels from the starboard seat, but the best came from Stringbag. With a lopsided grin he handed Norbert the TrackIR headset and invited him to lean towards the instrument panel. Now look to your right, he said. Oops, no frame edge, Norbert conceded. I’m gonna have to get myself one of these funny headsets soon.
There was a sudden bustle from the canteen as four staff hurried a figure on a stretcher to the First Aid room. What happened to him? the Second Superviser called, hurrying towards them. Details emerged soon after: Matthew had released his Huey gunship that morning, some forum viewers had picked up on a flickering N2 gauge and things had gone rapidly downhill. The model was hugely impressive, with a custom-coded flight model, Tacatack included in all versions and a fully baked VC, but the posters would not let that N2 gauge go. Even the promise of an immediate service pack – and Matthew was legendary for the speed of his updates – did nothing to diminish the ferocity of the onslaught. He’s lost some blood, the Second Supervisor told them later, the leg will heal, but he’s going to have a severe limp. The doc says he’ll need a couple of months physiotherapy once he’s recovered. Norbert looked at the trail as it stretched towards the corridor: beyond the double doors he could see the cleaner already trying to mop up.
The senior modeller wasn’t kidding. Uncle Monty had five instrument and four switchgear faults on his list, Ed spotted the inside surface of the small starboard gear flap which wasn’t animated, the Tin Man had some extremely rude remarks on the internal sound levels from the starboard seat, but the best came from Stringbag. With a lopsided grin he handed Norbert the TrackIR headset and invited him to lean towards the instrument panel. Now look to your right, he said. Oops, no frame edge, Norbert conceded. I’m gonna have to get myself one of these funny headsets soon.
There was a sudden bustle from the canteen as four staff hurried a figure on a stretcher to the First Aid room. What happened to him? the Second Superviser called, hurrying towards them. Details emerged soon after: Matthew had released his Huey gunship that morning, some forum viewers had picked up on a flickering N2 gauge and things had gone rapidly downhill. The model was hugely impressive, with a custom-coded flight model, Tacatack included in all versions and a fully baked VC, but the posters would not let that N2 gauge go. Even the promise of an immediate service pack – and Matthew was legendary for the speed of his updates – did nothing to diminish the ferocity of the onslaught. He’s lost some blood, the Second Supervisor told them later, the leg will heal, but he’s going to have a severe limp. The doc says he’ll need a couple of months physiotherapy once he’s recovered. Norbert looked at the trail as it stretched towards the corridor: beyond the double doors he could see the cleaner already trying to mop up.
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